Tuesday, December 19, 2006
@12:49 AM
Joke of the Day
hahahaha
quite funny this one
^^*
:: Newly Wed ::
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although
very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar,
pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different
countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of
saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen
glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they
have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be
right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5
dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom
caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words
and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?... LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING
BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU
ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
....and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
xoxox
